Get You a Woman

Get you a woman whose wisdom cuts you like an infant's finger nail on a mother's neck. Leaves you startled and then bothered for weeks and certain that you need to make a change

Get you a woman who will groan her way out of bed in the morning, but smile when you deliver her coffee.

Get you a woman who cooks for herself first and foremost, and then spoil her with praise when she cooks for you, until years later, she hums in satisfaction as she tastes the stir fry made just for you.

Get you a woman who knows you'll giggle at every goofy dance she does, and oggle at every naked glimpse.